Total Medals Earned: 1,043 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,875 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/160 points)
Complete 20 successful hacks
Remember to wash your hands
Pick 20 locks
"forget" to wash your hands
Detonate 30 C4
Obtain 100 items from vending machines
Detonate 10 landmines
Break 30 Necks
Kill 50 Guards
Take 10,000 footsteps
Have enough time left to get a soda in The Getaway
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (150/375 points)
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (375/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Kill one thousand enemies
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
Finish world 1
Finish world 2
Finish world 3
Finish world 4
Collect all the coins and unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 8/9 (80/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Burn down all the houses.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 8/12 (160/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (305/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.